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Your phone now has opinions.

Choose your primate. Get called out. From the Chill Chimp to the Rage Gorilla โ€” your phone finally fights back.

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Choose your primate

From chill to chaos. Pick who keeps you in check.

Chill Chimp character โ€” a relaxed monkey with headphones waving

Chill Chimp

Gentle vibes only

Hey friend, you've been scrolling for 18 minutes. That's okay, but maybe your eyes need a break? I believe in you. ๐ŸŒ
for: people who cry at Pixar movies
Sass Monkey character โ€” a sassy monkey with purple sunglasses, arms crossed

Sass Monkey

Funny but make it personal

You've opened Instagram 9 times today. At this point just marry it.
for: people who roast their friends in the group chat
Rage Gorilla character โ€” a furious gorilla surrounded by flames

Rage Gorilla

Zero chill. Maximum accountability.

34 MINUTES. YOU'VE BEEN STARING AT YOUR PHONE FOR 34 MINUTES. PUT. IT. DOWN.
for: people who need to be yelled at to function

How it works

  1. Pick your poison apps

  2. Sass Monkey

    Choose your primate

  3. Get roasted in real time

Ignore the Chimp.
Meet the Gorilla.

The longer you scroll, the more your monkey evolves. Start with a gentle nudge. End with a full gorilla meltdown. You've been warned.

Chill Chimp โ€” gentle stageSass Monkey โ€” sassy stageRage Gorilla โ€” full meltdown stage
0โ€“10 min10โ€“25 min25 min+
Rage Gorilla watching you scroll

Still scrolling? The Rage Gorilla is watching.

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